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75–Divorced–Northern Suburbs (Bellville), Cape Town, South Africa
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|Country of Origin:||South Africa|
|Location:||Northern Suburbs (Bellville), Cape Town, South Africa|
|Height:||189cm (6' 2.4")|
|Other Languages:||Afrikaans; Russian; Zulu|
|Religion:||Spiritual, but not religious|
|Relationship Types:||Friends; Long-term|
|Have Children:||Yes, not living with me|
|Daily Diet:||Eat most things|
|Drinking Habits:||Occasional Drinker|
Why should you get to know delphiman?
Ek is HEELTEMAAL tweetalig ..... maar hier is my profiel in "Ingils".
I have long ago become bored with all the stereo type Profiles and Narratives all seeming to beat the same old drum .... almost word for word sometimes. "walks on the beach", "sunsets", "good music", "climbing mountains". wha wha wha.
What follows is a test of your sense of humor NOT reflecting who and what I am. If you want to know the REAL "me" let's communicate.
I can't stand dogs .... wretched land-mine factories .... should all be exported to Afghanistan and Eye-rack to do their dumps there ..... that'll teach the Taliban a thing [or smell] or two.
Cats are another story... mine got caught in the rain the other day ....... so fussy ......I stuck it in the microwave to dry. What did I get as gratitude? It exploded ... what a mess!
Horses scare me shirtless. Just one swipe with that big head ..... I'm in next week already!
And the sun ..... I'm sick of watching the thing coming up ... going down.... coming up ... going down Very tedious. Anyway I start drinking at 10 am .....when the pub opens. Why would I want to wait till the sun goes down before I start getting myself smashed out of my skull? Why can't the thing just stay in one place ... DOWN? It's rough on the eyes after a night before ..... when my eyes are still like pinholes in the snow ... to have it scream through my windows .... so I cant see for all the light
Another thing ..... I am so fed-up with hearing music .... rather listen to my Harley revving up at 3000RPM. As for smelling flowers .....I'd rather smell the smoke from my Harley.
Walks up a mountain? Why the hell would I want to do that when a chopper can get me up there in 10minutes?
Walks on the beach? No thanks ...frigging sand gets between my toes ...... forcing me to wash my feet .... which I haven't done since [can't remember] .... can't see any reason to.
Oh! lastly!.....I do not communicated with faceless or nameless parties. No pics or names ......no talking!
He describes his ideal match thus:
Ok I'll talk some sense here starting with Gemini/Sagitarian's and fat chicks won't want me in their space.
As I am very affectionate and don't hesitate to show it I need a lonely WHITE romantic wine-loving Pisces/Cancer/Scorpio (?) woman in the CAPE PENINSULA [which does NOT include Robertson, Mossel Bay and Wilderness] who loves a good cuddle and being loved AND BEING MADE LOVE TO.
Someone who is as an incurable romantic as I am and whilst enjoying nights out for dinner and attending operas ballets and symphony concerts can enjoy simple things like a walk on the beach and surprise picnics sprung on them with a nice bottle of vino, crackers, smoked oysters and cheeses. All set to "go". Ending up ... anywhere!
Someone who will accept that ....
I hold her hand .... have my arm around her... wherever we go;
If I fall in love with her I will not fight for her affection like a savage ... nor will I lower my dignity to compete with others for it. WHEN [not "IF"] we have had sex, [which I won't hang around forever for!] we stop shopping around and BOTH come off this site together at the same time. There can be NO MORE "shopping around". I am a "one girl man" and prefer that you are a "one man girl". If you have a string of hangars-on I don't intend to be one of them.
I am NOT available "for inspection and approval" by her children .. especially not over-protective 40-year-olds going-on-14 . One very happy marriage wrecked by suchlike .... leaving both parties devastated [to reconcile later] .....is enough for me already. As far as possible don't even want to meet those. WE have our lives to lead ... they have theirs.
Oh! lastly! If you make/take cellphone calls, or TOUCH your iPad when on a date with me, and you hear "Bye Bye", the last "Bye will be an echo .....because you will be on your own .... ALONG WITH the bill.
About His Ideal Match
|Country of Origin: (Moderately important)||South Africa|
|Location: (Moderately important)||Northern Suburbs (Western Cape, South Africa)|
|Age Range: (Decidedly important)||60 - 75|
|Star Sign: (Moderately important)||Taurus; Cancer; Leo; Virgo; Scorpio; Pisces|
|Height: (Moderately important)||152cm (4' 11.8") - 188cm (6' 2.0")|
|Body Type: (Moderately important)||Slim; Average; Athletic|
|Looks: (Moderately important)||Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive|
|Has Photo:||Decidedly important|
|Ethnicity: (Decidedly important)||White/Caucasian|
|Home Language: (Moderately important)||Afrikaans; Dutch; English; French; German; Italian; Portuguese; Russian; Spanish; Swedish|
|Other Languages: (Moderately important)||Afrikaans; Dutch; English; French; German; Italian; Portuguese; Russian; Spanish; Swedish|
|Religion: (Moderately important)||Agnostic; Spiritual, but not religious|
|Marital Status: (Decidedly important)||Never Married; Separated; Divorced; Widowed|
|Have Children: (Moderately important)||No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes|
|Want Children: (Moderately important)||No|
|Daily Diet: (Moderately important)||Eat most things|
|Smoking Habits: (Decidedly important)||Non-Smoker|
|Drinking Habits: (Moderately important)||Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker|
More About Him
|Facial Hair:||None / not applicable|
|Eyesight:||I wear glasses only when reading|
|Fashion Sense:||Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)|
|Disabilities:||I have none|
|Hair Style:||It has its moods|
|Body Art:||I don't have any|
|Sense of Humour:||Sophisticated|
|Ruled by:||The heart|
|Party Behaviour:||An average mingler|
|Personality Traits:||Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic|
|Valued Qualities:||Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness; Tolerance|
|Date Activities:||A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach|
|Music Preferences:||Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Country & Western; Folk; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; Opera; Pop / Top 40|
|Books:||(Auto)biographies; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Science / Technology; Self-help|
|TV Shows:||Cartoons; Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Variety shows|
|Movie Preferences:||Adult; Comedy; Documentary; Romance; War; Westerns|
|Interests:||Auto repair; Business news; Computer programming; Cooking; Gardening; Making Music; Photography; Reading; Shopping; Woodworking; Writing books; Writing poetry|
|Sports:||Aussie Rules Football; Bowls; Flying / Gliding; Golf; Motorsport; Rugby; Tennis|
|Pace of Life:||Manageable|
|Time at Work:||I DO have a bed in my office!|
|Pastimes of choice:||Reading a book|
|Time Online:||I'm online more than I'm offline|
|Cooking:||I love it!|
|Dining Out:||I eat out a few times a month|
|TV Habits:||I watch a few favourite shows each week|
|Movie Frequency:||Occasionally or irregularly|
|Sport Involvement:||Watching from the couch|
|Family Size:||I've lost count|
|Family Closeness:||We're dysfunctional|
|Current Relationship:||I'm single|
|Willing to Relocate:||I'm unlikely to move|
|Reading:||I love it|
|Dietary Restrictions:||I have none|
|Pets (Like):||Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s)|
|Pets (Dislike):||Reptile(s); Rodent(s)|
|Turn-ons:||Assertiveness; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping|
|Turn-offs:||Body piercing(s); Power; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking|
|Work Aspirations:||I already have my ideal job|
|Politics:||I have no interest in politics|
|Feelings about using IOL Dating:||Optimistic|