NoolkopNoolkop
1

Noolkop

49 – Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa

I like turtles

Two-Way Match

?%

Join and create your free profile today to see how well you match with him, and hundreds more.

Join now

Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

Mobile number not yet verified.

In His Own Words

About Him

People should get to know me because I know the punchline to the joke. What joke you may ask? Exactly....

About His Ideal Match

She should be able to breathe on her own. That's about it. Oh sure there's the model-beautiful, genius intellect, Gloria Steinem adoring, social butterfly, Nigella Lawson level cooking thing, but come on, those are all pretty much standard requirements when looking for love on the internet, right?

So just the breathing thing, really.

What His Friends Say

Noolkop hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
49
Star Sign:
Capricorn
Height:
178cm (5' 10.1")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Christian / Protestant
Relationship Status:
Married
Looking for:
Just online friends
Have Children:
Yes, living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Anywhere in South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
25 - 40
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often
Eye Colour:
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Hazel
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Afrikaans; English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Regular; Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education:
Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
None
Body Hair:
Average
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality Traits:
Easy going
Valued Qualities:
Mercy
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing:
A wicked satin teddy
Favourite Colour:
Red
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Classical; Heavy Metal; Rap / Hip Hop; Rock
Reading:
I love it
Books:
Fantasy; History; Horror; Mystery; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
TV Shows:
Movie Channels
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Adult
Interests:
Computer programming; Writing books
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Food
Cooking:
I have to cook
Food:
South African
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Napping
Time Online:
I'm on several hours a day
Take Drugs:
Not any more
Family Size:
I've got sisters
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Relationship Type:
Ask me later
Willing to Relocate:
Not at all
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s)
Turn-ons:
Erotica; Intelligence; Sarcasm
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious Attendance:
Rarely
Dream Home:
Beach house
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement Plans:
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World
Feelings about using DatingBuzz South Africa:
Jaded
Honesty:
Quite